The Jolts
Haute/Voltage
Haute Voltage Records-2008
By Christopher Duda
(Sugar Buzzin’on Scotch Toronto)
Pix by Jason Fisher
SugarBuzz Magazine
Screaming,screeching,scraping,skulking,scheming,skanking,slithering,writhing,wiggling their way into your deep dark throbbing cavernous pit of molding desire one crimson blood splatter count at a time. The Jolts do just that. Perpetuating your yearning for straightforward Rawk ‘N Rail the way your ancestors of ’77 Dead Boys lust came screaming down the dusty highway riding the hood and looking death square between those beady red eyes. Throwing the data and plastic into your system of choice will have your ever loving or ever scheming family planning for moirologists to attend your dripping over planned and over paid funeral. Skip the Fluff on your peanut butter sandwiches and thrust a big stinky salami between the buns and knock the 
crust out of your well-soiled designer skivvies.
Think or don’t think. The choice is obvious. Okay, now that we have that established….Don’t Think! So, don’t think or don’t imagine that this sounds like Johnny Ramone fighting Joey Ramone over Linda Ramone while Stiv Bator beats them all to a pulp with a Beat on the Brat promo bat that is now worth silly amounts of money on ebay.