Live Fast Die
Bandana Thrash Record
Deadbeat Records-2006
By Christopher Duda
(SugarBuzz Toronto)
“Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse –John Derek
Loud G.G Allin rock and roll played through a cheap 1973 handheld transistor radio. Take some snot from Stivs nose and some diarrhea from G.G ass, up the dose with the Mentors and a little Tesco Vee sarcasm; and you have procreated some primitive, primal unformulated, pure unadulterated scum fuck rawk and roll. Like two exploding mammary glands drenching, bathing in the sound of flatulence. Live Fast Die probably will.
Remember being a wee lad and your first thoughts when your ears feasted on the Dwarves? They were dangerous, full of jizz and vinegar, and ready to wipe it in your open cigarette burns. Sinners if that is your church then you will bow at the altar of Live Fast Die. Jesus Saves. Live Fast Die doesn’t.
Fuck earplugs. Music to blare at a Retirement home Christmas dinner.
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