The Midways

Pay More and Get a Good Seat-2003

Fuzzy Logic Recordings

Christopher Duda (SugarBuzz Toronto)

SugarBuzz Magazine

“The guy who ran “The Zipper” at the Midway only had one arm. He took great pleasure at spinning your cage around every time you passed. I took great pleasure in puking all over his shoe.”

Pulp Fiction novels with scantily clad felines tying up the unsuspecting Cro-Magnon man put to music. Sleaze, grease, and a healthy shot of authentic “real garage” penicillin. One dose cleans up anything dripping out of southern region orifices; while also renewing your faith in organ driven (no pun intended) Pebbles, Nuggets, and other 60’s garage band sludge.

The Midways pummel through 12 originals and covers like some puss filled, pimple bustin teenybopper on his first date driven to cop a feel off his gal. The Midways also take you through the finer art of “scoring” and it is all hidden within the lyrical content of the songs. Therefore, not only do you get a fine piece of back alley, hot rod, amped up, 60’s bad ass punk rock. Additionally, you receive subliminal messages sent to your cerebellum, which in turn will have you omitting signals and therefore will have the opposite sex clambering to take a ride on your “Midway.”

Now how many bands offer great music and unlimited sex? Not many so don’t let this one pass you by and go whack a fucking mole while you are at it.

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