The Painkillers

Drunk On A Train

Blazing Strumpet Records-2006

By Christopher Duda
(SugarBuzz Toronto)

 

Hit Me Up. Drug Me. Medicate Me. Kill the Pain. Numb the affliction.

Everyone’s threshold of pain differs. My personal brink has increased over the years; mainly due to being jumped by Nazi skinheads and having the good fortune of tasting cherry red steel toe commando boots. Getting kicked in the head repeatedly is a good prerequisite to pain management 101.

Getting hit in the chest with this two-piece barrage of artillery will also up the pain tolerance ante.

James Baker (king of rock and roll primitive hard hitting drums) and former member of The Victims, The Scientists, The Hoodoo Gurus, The Beasts of Bourbon, The James Baker Experience, and the Dubrovnik’s teamed up with punk punk/folk soloist- Joe Bludge.

They begin by pumping your I.V full of sedatives and slamming it straight to the centre of your brain, thus releasing pleasant endorphins, allowing you to float in pleasure as beautiful bubbles surround your womblike state (peace and dead flowers). Full of Velvet Underground undercurrents and topped of with Lou Reed/Bob Dylan annunciation. Songs will filter through your cerebellum for eons. Figure it out for yourself. Your paws need this product.

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